(Photograph of the Wisconsin Public Service Commission 1985, L-R Commissioner George Edgar, Commissioner Branko Terzic, Chairwoman Mary Lou Munts)
Regulatory Traditions: Report from the Prairie
By Branko Terzic
The upcoming National Association of Regulatory Utility Commissioners (NARUC) winter meeting reminds me of a few of the traditions kept and lost by the organization in its 135-year history. Three lost traditions come to mind. All three were still in practice when I served as a Commissioner from Wisconsin between 1981-1987.
The first is the annual meeting “gift” presented to each NARUC member at registration during the 1970s-1990s. The gifts ranged from the practical to the extravagant. I still have in my closet one memorable gift, a royal blue terry cloth bath robe, with a gold NARUC emblem!
The second lost tradition lost in the 1990’s is that of the black-tie annual dinner and dance. Most of us didn’t miss the requirement to pack a tuxedo or fancy dress. And, as I remember, the elimination of the music and dancing responded to complaints from non-attending spouses.
Finally, throughout the 1980’s and 1990’s, the annual NARUC luncheon attendees would be regaled with a “Report from the Prairie”, delivered by the late Leo Rheinbold (1933-2010), who served as a North Dakota Public Service Commissioner from 1981-2002. I do not believe anyone asked Leo to deliver such a report, but that did not deter him from stepping up to the microphone during the annual luncheon.
A multi-term elected commissioner, Leo described himself as the “number one sports banquet speaker in North Dakota”, appearing regularly at the state’s colleges and high school campuses. His speeches, like his Reports, consisted of politically incorrect ethnic jokes, corny ones and “stories” about his life and times. Many were about his own people, the Scandinavian immigrants who settled the Dakotas, as well as jokes admittedly stolen from a variety of sources including other Commissioners. As corny as the jokes were he quickly had the audience in stitches.
For new material he always carried a supply of three-by-five-inch cards. If he heard you tell a joke he liked, he would copy it down and add it to his repertoire. In return for using a few of my better stories, Leo sent me, unsolicited, copies of pages of his jokes and one liners. I guess he did so on the assumption that a Wisconsin regulator was unlikely to appear as a competitor on the North Dakota sports banquet circuit.
Here are a few from Leo’s cache:
On Regulation
- A retired regulator told his new successor that he would know when he was doing a good job, because the staff would be sullen but not mutinous.
- Shortly after a new utility commissioner began his service, he received an unsigned postcard from a ratepayer. It said, "You should go far, and I hope soon."
On Relatives
Leo’s cousin Alphonse came to visit after having moved to Montana. Leo asked him how things were going.
"Well," said Alphonse, "We’ve had good news and bad news."
"What’s the bad news?"
"My grain elevator burned to the ground."
"What’s the good news?"
"They can’t prove a thing!"
Ba da bum!
NARUC continues its serious business and service to society, but occasionally there’s room and time for a little humor to appear. That’s a nice tradition worth keeping.
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Branko,
Thanks for the earlier New Years wishes for peace and this historical humor. All the best to you and your family in 2024. I look forward to working with you on another opportunity.
Steve